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My cwush said she didn’t wike me back and put me in the fwiend zone huww huww I’m going to kiww mysewf

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Jakatebel Laroqaf Ok. I wouwd've wepwied eawwiew but I was having pwobwems in the bathwoom (hemowwhoids)☠️☠️☠️. Actuawwy, I might have gotten a wittwe on the toiwet😳. I weawwy don’t want to get my mom hewe to cwean the poop up. It stinks🍑💨🤮!!! Wait one second, I’ww have to MAN-UP💪💪 and cwean the mess mysewf. Uh oh💩 I think I've got doody on my fingews wwiting that😤.

breetea the fbi is at my door, can you explain why?

Gweetings Honowed Bosses! I need sex. Who is capabwe heeewp me?